Mega Milk Story

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H Scene Count- 25~

Created by Sugarstar, translated by Citadel Translations

Length- 6-8 hours

RPG maker game about raising a cow girl. Has some ugly sprites, a sim aspect and some action RPG combat. It’s a mess of things.

Story

So I’m writing the first bit of this right after the prologue that made no fucking sense. It’s not that it was badly written or anything, it’s just that when you read the game’s description and genre’s do you think of noble’s raping a girl for no fucking reason other then her being a commoner? Cause fuck this game’s prologue.

Let me give you a play by play, because you don’t need to read this to play the game proper. You just started school at a famous military academy for rich kids. During role call you get some comments about your dad, so you have some issues with nobility and your family. Then the next girl is a commoner and the class kinda freaks out. Next day you talk to the girl. Next few days you get to know her and learn that she is at the school for being an amazing fighter as she has experience as a a mercenary. So the game skips a month with the only thing of note being your guy is piss at fighting. Then one day the class guys, fed up with a commoner being in their class, decide to take her away from your eye and rape her. Just because. This goes on for a few days before she comes to you to get help and instead of just listening you convince her to stay in school because she won’t tell you what is happening. On her way back to her dorm the entire class find her and gangrape her. You realize she left her sword and go to return it. You find her raped, with some monsters approaching the class. They run, you get curbstomped, then magical sword fairy revives the raped girl, tells her semen is her power, possesses her and runs off. You heal, have no idea what happened to your friend and can’t fight anymore because trauma. You cut off all ties with nobility except for your ex fiance who you try to repay a debt for killing the engagement. Three years pass with odd jobs and your guy becoming a mess. Then your ex-fiance gives you a cow girl. Game start.

What.The.Hell. Is that opening? What does that have to do with the game’s premise? It’s like they wanted to write the commoner’s corruption game but instead decided to make the random nice guy the MC instead. Like they had an entirely different game planned, wrote out the events and decided to do something else entirely. The girl does come back, she’s the one who actually fights and gets lose scenes and such. But the game could cut her and lose nothing. If you are going to make a mostly vanilla training game, why the hell does the above exist? Why not start at him on a mission, all his friends die, and he gets traumatized and drops out of school? Same effect, way better for the game’s fucking genre.

And yeah, after finishing the game that had next to nothing to do with anything. The commoner girl is barely important to anything and the most you get is she hates her life. The game is mostly about the cow girl and you getting money. There really isn’t a lot of story outside of the four heroine arcs, which don’t have a lot just more then the rest of the game. It’s mostly just a raising sim.

Gameplay

Mostly a raising sim. You get money for doing chores for your ex-fiance to finance your farm. As you upgrade you get new things to raise and sell such as bee’s or fishing. You then run around and have training sex with girls to raise your sex level, which lets you upgrade Hanako the cowgirl. Once you feel she is ready you pay your ex-fiance to send you to a competition where you will likely rank up and get some actual money. Repeat four times to beat the game, or save up to 100,000 gold. There’s to many small parts to go indepth with, but its the usual farm sim stuff but with a cow girl.

The combat though is another thing entirely. The commoner heroine from the intro comes to town as a merc and you hire her for combat. Unlike the prologue’s standard turn based thing, most fights are in a kinda Tales of combat engine. You get a basic combo and dashing and when enemies are about to attack they get a symbol above their head. It’s decent until you fight casters who attack to fast and often do more then half your half in a shot to fight. Not that losing does anything other then cut the dungeon short. To get the sex animations you just need the enemy to knock you down, which usually means getting hit about 4 times or so. Then the animation will play and you will enter magical girl apocalypse mode. Just hit the attack button and you win.

There is turn based combat in the form of the area Maidens though. These are the game’s bosses and for art reasons I guess they fight you in turn based mode. You will likely lose these a lot. You either need elemental advantages or the second to best tier of gear to win. They are the second way to beat the game, if you don’t like grinding the cow you can beat these bosses up, they give some good money and respawn based on day of the week. I would advise against this as they just feel cheap but they are an option to getting through the game.

H and Other stuff

So ignoring the opening, the only other rape scenes are in combat animations. Every. Other. Scene. Is. Vanilla of some sort. You have a bunch of random training stuff with the cow(including scat, golden shower,two lactation scenes and so on) and mostly normal vanilla stuff with a bunch of other girls, oh and one of the heroines themes is bondage. Most of the girls sleep with the protag in the name of training, as his sex level is his cow’s level. So while you do eventually get a bunch of threesomes, most of the game’s sex is under the concept of you getting better at sex. Not that the writing is good. The game has variety, but the writing is never erotic. It’s plain and bland and sometimes impossible to understand why a character is responding the way they are. it’s not good.

I guess I should point out the weird as hell censorship, and the removed scenes. So if you don’t get the unsteam patch you have shields and old politicians and such blocking naughty bits. it’s weird as hell and was honestly kind of funny when I first saw it. The actual problem is they removed the loli scenes from the game. The last three scenes are of the neighbor children, after you do their quests they come on to you and then the game blanks and skips. In the gallery I think the scenes work, but you can’t unlock the scenes in the game without editing the save or the game directly. I didn’t think about this when I was playing since I just edited things to make them work, but really? If you are going to translate something, choose something that you don’t have to censor or just don’t censor. Seriously.

Verdict and Save

Bad. The combat has some issues though overall works way better then Dark Wind, the only other game I can think of that ripped Tales of off in RPG Maker. The story is hot garbage though. The writing is often bad, some things are just mistranslated to hell, there is no charm here. The porn, though having variety, is also to badly written to save anything. This game manages to be bad, boring, and irritating all at the same time.

 

Save is in the cg gallery with everything unlocked. If you want to go marry/live with the heroines each one is ready to move in and I have all their outfit options. Enjoy what you can out of this.

Mega Milk Story

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